yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I'm really busy with my period
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