But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Randomize
