I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Randomize
