I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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