There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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