Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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