everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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