Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
her facebook's as public as her vagina
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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