There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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