I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
