OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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