If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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