you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
