are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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