and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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