I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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