Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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