You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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