He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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