i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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