My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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