just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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