Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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