I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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