Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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