I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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