Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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