When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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