you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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