he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I have aggressive nipples.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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