it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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