we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just gargled with NyQuil
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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