i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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