Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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