I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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