Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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