just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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