I swear she didn't look like that last week.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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