I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
handjob tips. give me some.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Floor bacon is actually really good
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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