Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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