He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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