The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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