I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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