Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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