i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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