Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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