If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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