The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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