it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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