woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Slut skills are useful in every country.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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