I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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