so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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