im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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