This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Look, if it comes down to it, Iām spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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