We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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