hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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