i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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